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Join the us army and take the American citizenship

This is the easiest way to Take the American Citizenship , all what you need to do is to join the US ARMY !

This is a clip from the Daily Show (John Stewart) … The ” US ARMY RECRUITMENT VIDEO ”

Feeling homeless ? alone ? useless ? Join The US Army Now !!

The Army has lowered the minimum physical requirements needed to pass basic training .

All what you will have to do is just go to the nearest recruitment center they will ship you to Iraq or Afghanistan there is some possibilities to go to Iran and Syria .

89 Comments

  1. Very amusing indeed! :)

  2. video was removed by youtube …

  3. all iwant is tro fight for what i believe in. im 23 years old, i fuct up my life, i want a better life, i want to fight for my country, my country is you country,, and vise versa, whwere hand in hand. i would commit myself as soon as you let me.im a honest true, smart tacticai person. i will give everything i have to my unit and never be out of place.

  4. sir, i am a very hard working guy from NIGERIA, i love UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN, the way i love my country.I want to join the army to help fight against terroris in the counties. and to make a pace in all over the world.
    pls, i need the form to prove my rihgt.
    thank”s

  5. iam 18 years old iam somali i live in kenya i want to join us army as soon as possible so how can i join and go to usa.

  6. FIGHTING HAS BEEN IN MY BLOOD SINCE MY EARLY CHILDHOOD AGES,I FEEL LYK JOIING THE ARMY,TO PURSUE MY DREAMS AND ARCHIEVE MY GOALS HELPING THE INNOCENT BEING KILLED IN TERROR RAGED COUNTRIES.MY NAME IS TONDERAYI.

  7. my name is tonderayi Gwarada,im impartial to the politics and ive got a heart of a soldier,can my cry be heard i feel like joining the army.at 20 i guess im not that old!

  8. i am a natinalty of nigerian but i want tto join the us army can any body help me please

  9. i request your permission to take me on in the us army i have always dreamed of joining the marine.uganda

  10. i love to join the U.S army

  11. I WOULD SAY THAT BEING IN THE FORCES RUNS IN OUR BLOOD. MY GRAND FATHER FOUGHT IN THE 2nd WORLD WAR AND MY FATHER JUST RETIRED FROM THE ARMY 2 YEARS AGO. I HAVE GOT SEVERAL UNCLES WHO ARE CURRENTLY WORKING IN THE ARMY, NAVY AND AIR FORCE. I BELEIVE ITS MY TURN TO JOIN THE MOST POWERFUL ARMY IN THE WORLD.

  12. Am a Ugandan and i would like to join the American army.
    Can some body please assist me with the guide lines.
    I will be pleased if my request is considered.

    Eric

  13. am charles mdoe nyamawi mangale.i’m 19 years and i’m a high school leaver.i’m a kenyan and i’ve loved the military ever since i was a young boy especially the us army. help me join the army.please.

  14. Anybody else getting suspicious of these guys? lol

  15. Dear sir,
    I would like to join the american army how can i get the contacts out there and can you send me forms on box1998,jinja uganda.
    Regards,
    bernard

  16. i am 23 years of age interested in canada or united state army.

  17. i am interested in canada or united state army,airforce or police.

  18. I am an iranian 29 years old youth,having b.a degree of english translation course.All i wanna know is that if there is any possible way for me to join u.s army.It would be a feather in my cap if some one help me with the information

    With Special Regards

  19. Am a kenyan aged 24,i developed the interest of joining us army in primary school. I have been in scout throughout my learning life both in school and collage,i alway believe am supposed 2 be a souldier with the kind of courage and determination i have.could someone pls come in 4 my help as soon as possible 2 help me go about this.

  20. am a devoted kenyan who has the courage to stand in the front line and do whatever it akes to defend the safety of humanity.even if it means going offguard,i will.men i`ve dreamt of being a comando ever since i was 11,and now i think it`s my turn to be one.

  21. Hi dear, i am from nigera i love army, Please i need ur help, how can i join US Army.Thanks.

  22. i am a nigerian willing to join the canadian army pls up date me to know the procedure.that has bein my dream from birth bein a miltary man.thank u .choa

  23. sir,
    i am a23yrs old pakistani. and i am living in kindom of bahrain.i am working already in bahrain army but i like usa , so i want us army.so pls help me that how can i jion the us army.i shall be thankdull to u.

  24. sir,
    i am a 23yrs old pakistani, and i am living in kingdom of bahrain i am working already in bahrain army.but everybody have right to choose a better feuture so i want to jion the us army.i am 6fit 2″ hieght person and in good health.i like us army because i listened some good storeis about ud army.so kindly help me to jion the us.army.

  25. Am 18yrs Old Somali boy in Kenya.my dream was to join the US army ever since i was a little boy.But i dnt know where to start.i’d be grateful if you help.Thanks

  26. Iam a ugandan aged 29yrs Iam working with security company that protects American troops in Iraq ,and I wish to join US ARMY to to provide more services to need people who are searching for peace and eliminate terrorist in the world. so who ever responsible help me sir.

  27. English,yoruba,housa & my native language

  28. pls join me in chat room to talk better about this..

  29. I WANT TO JOIN USA ARMY!

  30. i would like to join the usa army im in uganda what can i do thanks

  31. I WANT TO JOIN USA ARMY

  32. when someone has the power to do any thing,the US army has the best to do.ladies and jentlemen of the us army with whooole the honor i want to be part of you for a simple reason that you have abilities and you are capable to safe the world of bad people.i am a doctor in physics of energy i have a new plan to make an air plane uses the energy immagazined in cloudes as electrical charges

  33. i’m algerian and you know what good algerians can do.my whoole dream is to go to the united states of america, please give the help hand soon

    DOCTOR:alaeddine dribiza

  34. Please moment i leave in Ghana and i will like to no if it is possible for me to join the us army and what are the process.Am a Ghanian,26yrs.

  35. i am interested in canada or united state army,airforce or police.
    i 34 d
    i morrocan origine
    4 d university

  36. i live in ghana and want join the us.iam 26years old help me

  37. i’m a malawian who would like to join the army(give conditions)

  38. Sir, i am a very hard working girl from Nigeria, i love UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN the same way i love my country i want to join the us arm to help fight against terrorist, and to make peace in all over the world.
    pls, i need the from to prove my right.

  39. why every body want join the forces there are many ways out there

  40. DEAR SIR /MADAM,
    HI,AM PHILIP HAMMOND AM A GHANAIAN AND A STUDENT AND WANTS TO JOIN THE US ARMY, I HAVE A PROFESSION AS A WELDER AND METAL WORK I SEE MYSELF TO BE A GOOD AND HARD WORKING GUY TO CARRY OUT ALL WORK IN THE MILITARY AM GOOD AT, PIPE WELDING ,CAR BODY WORKS ,SHIP WELDING AND MORE I CAN USE THE CUTTING TOUCH AND WELDING TOUGH ..MY ADRESS IS P.O.BOXAS 380 GHANA,00233, AND MY CELL NUMBER IS ..+233247617447…THANKS ..AND I WAIT ..

  41. English, I’m a Liberian 26, yrs old,I live in Liberia, Monrovia, I want to jion the American Army servic the country that one day i made come home to servic my country Liberia. America is a place to be in the world .
    Amos Harris
    from Liberia
    Cell # 0231-5-919-676

  42. hi, i am monday ubong fron westen part of nigeria age 23.
    What i belive is true juctice, and it is my will to be on that side.

  43. my name yasser from egypt ..i woud ;like to be in army.i am legel resisence in usa but not american cetizen yet my eage 38 years old i am electronic engineer

  44. Hi, i am a Kenyan from Nairobi aged 21. My dream ever since i was a kid was to join the US army and i believe that i can achieve that dream. I believe in fighting for peace and i know am brave enough to become a soldier. Thank you

  45. i like to join us army, i dont have a green card & i’m from India now working in Iraq

  46. Good day,i am a citizen of Nigeria,21 years old.I hold my motto to be hardworking and highly disciplined.I would love to serve your country(UNITED STATE OF AMERICA)as a brave soldier.I pledge with all my heart and strenght to bring victory to the country.I will really appreciate if i join the us army.thanks.

  47. I’m a Ghanaian boy of 22. A member of the national army cadet. I want join the US ARMY so please help me.

  48. I would like to join the US ARMY

  49. I am a Malawian male aged 23 i would like to join the US ARMY.

  50. I am Eben Nyarko,from Ghana and at the age of 23 years.please sir it has been my dream to join the US Army Force and i here take this opportunity to apply into your Force.Please Sir,kindly help me for i am currently located in Ghana.Hope to hear from you soon. Thank You

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