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Join the us army and take the American citizenship

Posted: chaaban on Aug 13 | Funny stuff

This is the easiest way to Take the American Citizenship , all what you need to do is to join the US ARMY !

This is a clip from the Daily Show (John Stewart) … The ” US ARMY RECRUITMENT VIDEO ”

Feeling homeless ? alone ? useless ? Join The US Army Now !!

The Army has lowered the minimum physical requirements needed to pass basic training .

All what you will have to do is just go to the nearest recruitment center they will ship you to Iraq or Afghanistan there is some possibilities to go to Iran and Syria .

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  1. Stonehenge Man on August 19, 2006

    Very amusing indeed! :)

  2. chaaban on November 8, 2006

    video was removed by youtube …

  3. tim hewitson on September 29, 2007

    all iwant is tro fight for what i believe in. im 23 years old, i fuct up my life, i want a better life, i want to fight for my country, my country is you country,, and vise versa, whwere hand in hand. i would commit myself as soon as you let me.im a honest true, smart tacticai person. i will give everything i have to my unit and never be out of place.

  4. obogo obaike samuel on August 9, 2008

    sir, i am a very hard working guy from NIGERIA, i love UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN, the way i love my country.I want to join the army to help fight against terroris in the counties. and to make a pace in all over the world.
    pls, i need the form to prove my rihgt.
    thank”s

  5. yasin on August 18, 2008

    iam 18 years old iam somali i live in kenya i want to join us army as soon as possible so how can i join and go to usa.

  6. TONDERAYI GWARADA on September 20, 2008

    FIGHTING HAS BEEN IN MY BLOOD SINCE MY EARLY CHILDHOOD AGES,I FEEL LYK JOIING THE ARMY,TO PURSUE MY DREAMS AND ARCHIEVE MY GOALS HELPING THE INNOCENT BEING KILLED IN TERROR RAGED COUNTRIES.MY NAME IS TONDERAYI.

  7. GWARADA TONDERAYI on October 16, 2008

    my name is tonderayi Gwarada,im impartial to the politics and ive got a heart of a soldier,can my cry be heard i feel like joining the army.at 20 i guess im not that old!

  8. ojo adeoye on October 21, 2008

    i am a natinalty of nigerian but i want tto join the us army can any body help me please

  9. young emmanuel on October 30, 2008

    i request your permission to take me on in the us army i have always dreamed of joining the marine.uganda

  10. kaungmyatthu on November 6, 2008

    i love to join the U.S army

  11. Wicklif Omondi on December 31, 2008

    I WOULD SAY THAT BEING IN THE FORCES RUNS IN OUR BLOOD. MY GRAND FATHER FOUGHT IN THE 2nd WORLD WAR AND MY FATHER JUST RETIRED FROM THE ARMY 2 YEARS AGO. I HAVE GOT SEVERAL UNCLES WHO ARE CURRENTLY WORKING IN THE ARMY, NAVY AND AIR FORCE. I BELEIVE ITS MY TURN TO JOIN THE MOST POWERFUL ARMY IN THE WORLD.

  12. nyanzi eric.k on January 26, 2009

    Am a Ugandan and i would like to join the American army.
    Can some body please assist me with the guide lines.
    I will be pleased if my request is considered.

    Eric

  13. charles mdoe on January 28, 2009

    am charles mdoe nyamawi mangale.i’m 19 years and i’m a high school leaver.i’m a kenyan and i’ve loved the military ever since i was a young boy especially the us army. help me join the army.please.

  14. Ghyslyn on February 4, 2009

    Anybody else getting suspicious of these guys? lol

  15. akena b on February 5, 2009

    Dear sir,
    I would like to join the american army how can i get the contacts out there and can you send me forms on box1998,jinja uganda.
    Regards,
    bernard

  16. bello musa on February 8, 2009

    i am 23 years of age interested in canada or united state army.

  17. jimoh olugbenga on February 8, 2009

    i am interested in canada or united state army,airforce or police.

  18. mohammad hssan on February 11, 2009

    I am an iranian 29 years old youth,having b.a degree of english translation course.All i wanna know is that if there is any possible way for me to join u.s army.It would be a feather in my cap if some one help me with the information

    With Special Regards

  19. Barrak oduor on February 15, 2009

    Am a kenyan aged 24,i developed the interest of joining us army in primary school. I have been in scout throughout my learning life both in school and collage,i alway believe am supposed 2 be a souldier with the kind of courage and determination i have.could someone pls come in 4 my help as soon as possible 2 help me go about this.

  20. koskei kipngeno on February 17, 2009

    am a devoted kenyan who has the courage to stand in the front line and do whatever it akes to defend the safety of humanity.even if it means going offguard,i will.men i`ve dreamt of being a comando ever since i was 11,and now i think it`s my turn to be one.

  21. Ejezie Afam on February 18, 2009

    Hi dear, i am from nigera i love army, Please i need ur help, how can i join US Army.Thanks.

  22. ken on February 18, 2009

    i am a nigerian willing to join the canadian army pls up date me to know the procedure.that has bein my dream from birth bein a miltary man.thank u .choa

  23. GHU;AM RABANI on February 21, 2009

    sir,
    i am a23yrs old pakistani. and i am living in kindom of bahrain.i am working already in bahrain army but i like usa , so i want us army.so pls help me that how can i jion the us army.i shall be thankdull to u.

  24. ghulam rabani on February 21, 2009

    sir,
    i am a 23yrs old pakistani, and i am living in kingdom of bahrain i am working already in bahrain army.but everybody have right to choose a better feuture so i want to jion the us army.i am 6fit 2″ hieght person and in good health.i like us army because i listened some good storeis about ud army.so kindly help me to jion the us.army.

  25. Omar Muktar on March 23, 2009

    Am 18yrs Old Somali boy in Kenya.my dream was to join the US army ever since i was a little boy.But i dnt know where to start.i’d be grateful if you help.Thanks

  26. Twinomukama Saverio on April 14, 2009

    Iam a ugandan aged 29yrs Iam working with security company that protects American troops in Iraq ,and I wish to join US ARMY to to provide more services to need people who are searching for peace and eliminate terrorist in the world. so who ever responsible help me sir.

  27. Ajayi O Monday on May 16, 2009

    English,yoruba,housa & my native language

  28. omotayo on May 20, 2009

    pls join me in chat room to talk better about this..

  29. David Ndungu on May 26, 2009

    I WANT TO JOIN USA ARMY!

  30. john on May 27, 2009

    i would like to join the usa army im in uganda what can i do thanks

  31. DUNYO-ASARE JERRY on May 29, 2009

    I WANT TO JOIN USA ARMY

  32. alaeddine dribiza on June 10, 2009

    when someone has the power to do any thing,the US army has the best to do.ladies and jentlemen of the us army with whooole the honor i want to be part of you for a simple reason that you have abilities and you are capable to safe the world of bad people.i am a doctor in physics of energy i have a new plan to make an air plane uses the energy immagazined in cloudes as electrical charges

  33. alaeddine dribiza on June 10, 2009

    i’m algerian and you know what good algerians can do.my whoole dream is to go to the united states of america, please give the help hand soon

    DOCTOR:alaeddine dribiza

  34. isaac kojo gyasi on June 11, 2009

    Please moment i leave in Ghana and i will like to no if it is possible for me to join the us army and what are the process.Am a Ghanian,26yrs.

  35. said binis on June 14, 2009

    i am interested in canada or united state army,airforce or police.
    i 34 d
    i morrocan origine
    4 d university

  36. DUNYO-ASARE JERRY on June 16, 2009

    i live in ghana and want join the us.iam 26years old help me

  37. Dominic Ndhlovu on June 17, 2009

    i’m a malawian who would like to join the army(give conditions)

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